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Bernie After Iowa

Thank you Iowa. You’ve brought me one step
closer to getting a fourth house. Now, half of my voters are socialists. And the other half just want free stuff. I didn’t see the results yet, because it was
past my bedtime when it was announced. But I assume that I won. Just like I assumed that I won in 2016. We should have the final results in a few
months. Now, for those of you who think I’m hypocritical
because I engage in a capitalist system while claiming to be a socialist. Let me just offer some assurance by saying
that’s a good thing. Or at least it is if you’re rich. You see, socialism is great for people at
the top because it allows us to make decisions for people like you. We understand that if it was left up to you,
that you would make the wrong decisions. I mean, after all, you voted for Trump didn’t
you? See what I mean? You can’t be trusted to make your own decisions. But, if you elect a true socialist like me,
then I’ll make sure that all of your decisions are mad for you. Decisions like which bread line you should
stand in, which days of the week your power is turned on and off, and what healthcare
you get…….if any that is. I’ll make it so easy, that I’ll even choose
the best pet for you and your family. I wouldn’t recommend naming it though. You may have to eat it eventually if I get
elected. Anyway, socialism is a good thing. And that’s why you should vote for someone
like me who understands it. Even if I don’t practice it. Oh, and one more thing…… your face

Reader Comments

  1. Bernie Sanders: I'll make it so easy that I'll even choose the best pet for you and your family… I wouldn't recommend naming it though, you may have to eat it eventually if I get elected.

    Melvin: I'll see you soon my little BeyonSoy, I'm going to the polls so I can vote for Bernie, bye!


  2. If by some miracle he doesn't make it to the white house, he can always run for mayor of Boston.
    Nothing would really change, but it would be funny.

  3. Bernie 2020 – "Don't pay any mind to Venezuela. We will make socialism work here in America where it has failed everywhere else it has been tried".

  4. Lol, the picture here is perfect. Soft-spoken old man Bernie presenting an innocent, harmless, well-intentioned face to get the socialist foot in the door for the violent revolution that the angry NPC supporters behind him dream of.

  5. Sacrifice for the Cause is for the Proletariate …Never for the Ruling Elite….The Leaders of the Soviet Union…China…Venezuela…Cuban et al….Live high on the Hog …while the Masses are Worked and Starved to Death…Gulag Bernie is No Different…

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  7. Bro bro bro… He isn't a Socialist, he is a Democratic Socialist. That would be like confusing a Democratic Fascist like Hitler with a Fascist. Pff

  8. # Trump2020 End SSI and Medicare!! I’m not paying for those lazy bstrds that couldn’t save for retirement!! Also, I am so happy he is finally making government employees like postal workers and teachers and police pay for their own pension like the rest of us. This is not a socialist country. It’s capitalism. Do or die. I’m sick of paying for others.

  9. socialism is slavery… Soylent Green = Venezuela = marxists-leninists…. lacking elbow grease, Marx and Engels are the original social parasites: tuneyadstvo. Lenin = grave digger of Russia. Lenin invented the CHEKA and the red terror and Stalin elevated it to a work of Marxist-Leninist art….. "ARS GRATIA ARTIS"….. and since Lenin was a cannibal as all marxists are, he succinctly picked the best cannibal after himself to carry on the cannibalization of USSR, uncle Joe, our gallant ally. Chavez, boss-slaver of Venezuela, Mao is-a-dung, and all other marxists followed uncle joe's example and cannibalized their countries in the name of the workers' paradise, clearly into Nazi slave camps…..

  10. Me Me Meme, if Bernie wins, we will make sure you're among the first into our re-education camps. Your cartoons will be assimilated into our woke, progressive collective. Resistance Is Futile.

  11. Sorry that I had to skip the ads…Believe it or not the ad leading up to this meme was one from bernie sanders…talk about the irony…

  12. People who want to control everybody else deserve to be subjugated under a system they disapprove of. It is their own credo and they should be willing to pay the cost of it.

  13. His defense strategy is very unique; he'll reduce the USA to such a wankstain within one year that no one will CARE to invade us or mess with us – too easy and we won't have anything any other country would want. His immigration policy is similar.

  14. Well actually he practices Socialism. He is the one in power that everyone has to work for. That's how Socialism looks like.

  15. I got a "Join Bernie" ad before the video!! He's paying for a video mocking him!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  16. Ye know what America, in the 1930's when the first social democrat were elected in my country (Denmark) he had this catching election motto: Stauning eller Kaos, (Stauning or Chaos), Bernie should adopt that, and I am sure a lot of people would take him at his words.

  17. Green New Deal, Medicare For All, free public college, and a living wage are not too much to ask for in the richest country in the world. Bernie asks us to care about someone else as much as you care about yourself. The same thing Jesus preached.

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